Take Me – A Poem

“Ooo, it’s such a very

hot day”, I think.

All of this warm weather’s

Driving me to the brink!

 

Relieved to leave the metal box

That is my car,

I run for shelter in Tesco’s

Which seems so very far.

 

I’ve got a splinter in my thumb

So first search for some tweezers,

But then remember the frozen isle

With all those nice cold freezers…

 

“TAKE ME!”, I yell at the coldness

Upon reaching there.

Nervous customers stare at me

But I really do not care!

 

I let out another yell

The same as before,

Until security guards drag me out

Into the scorching sun once more.