I Think I’ve Got Wind – A Poem

I should have soaked those dried beans

Instead of eating those that were tinned –

I think I’ve got wind.

 

Now’s not the best time

To be bum-chinned

It’s just a reminder

That I have got wind.

 

Would you stop telling me

That I have sinned?

I can’t control my wind.

 

I could do with being a fish

One that is double-finned

So I could quickly swim away.

There’s nothing more embarrassing than my wind.

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