“Ooo, it’s such a very
hot day”, I think.
All of this warm weather’s
Driving me to the brink!
Relieved to leave the metal box
That is my car,
I run for shelter in Tesco’s
Which seems so very far.
I’ve got a splinter in my thumb
So first search for some tweezers,
But then remember the frozen isle
With all those nice cold freezers…
“TAKE ME!”, I yell at the coldness
Upon reaching there.
Nervous customers stare at me
But I really do not care!
I let out another yell
The same as before,
Until security guards drag me out
Into the scorching sun once more.