I had some spiced potato pieces
For my lunch today,
But found a chewy wedge
So then threw them away.
Roast dinner was delicious,
In the gravy – a nutritious lump
But it must have been full of fibre
Because it made me need a dump!
My family finished the cake
That we’d been having for our puddings,
So all that I was left with
Was a load of old stale scrapings.