We like to go for nice holidays
In our camper van,
To make the most of the weather
Whenever we can.
But lately the air has become
Very stale and spent,
So I had no other option
Than to buy a big mushroom vent.
It should have been a special day,
But instead I was berated
Because I bought a size too big,
Which left me exasperated!
I was told I was a disappointment –
My family did nothing but moan,
So I left them to go to Spain
For my first holiday on my own.