It’s time to prepare my evening wear,
Because tonight I’m going to the fair.
I’m going to the fair with Claire.
We hope to buy a mare at the fair.
Me and Claire share an ice-cream at the fair,
But I drop some on my evening wear.
That is when I notice a long tear
In the area that covers my underwear!
However when opening the tear,
I realise that I am bare under there!
And then again to my despair,
I realise that I am actually in my day wear!
It is now time to go home from the fair
From which we never found a mare.
Upon entering my house,
I find my underwear and evening wear
Draped over the chair
At the top of the stair!