Soap In The Shower – A Poem

Who’s idea was it

When in the shower,

To use a bar of soap

It takes an extra hour!

 

Though my grip is tight,

Still every time

It falls to the floor

And leaves a layer of slime.

 

In the shower cabinet

There’s not much space –

On each side, the panels

Are a foot from my face!

 

To bend or to squat?

That is the question.

Though I know either way

I’ll still feel some tension.

 

I choose to bend

Because I forgot

The glass kisses my buttocks

If I don’t squat!

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