Once a day is ok – I can deal with that.
Twice a day maybe, it’s only double that.
Thrice a day’s the limit, please don’t go over that!
Four times, five times, time for a checkup.
Note: I am republishing this poem because it was one of my first ones which never appeared in the reader. I didn’t realise at the time that if you had more than 15 tags, you’re posts don’t appear in the reader. I just assumed that nobody was interested!