Would you like to smell my knee crease?
Only if it’s clean!
I hope you washed it after that bike ride,
Or that would be obscene!
Now you don’t look so keen,
You’re even going green!
Go on, please have a smell.
That’s the deepest crease I’ve ever seen!
How do you like my knee crease?
It’s impressive, but I feel a bit strange.
What’s wrong, don’t you like my knee crease?
I think it’s best left unseen!